Buchhorned 

(byou-horned) The act of being asked by a co-worker to help with a simple task that is completed quickly yet takes large amounts of time due to lengthy social networking, generally including witnessing inappropriate behavior and being in the middle of akward situations, resulting in zero productivity for said person for the rest of the day.

Did you get a lot of stuff done today?
Man, I got buchhorned for the afternoon.

Buchhorned by shadethegrey December 4, 2009

adam buchhorn 

A Dank Meme normally pretty happy. Looks similar to harry corrigan

Omg he's such an adam buchhorn

adam buchhorn by Dam my handle was stolen June 11, 2017