Brunch-Meat

A situation where a woman will have sex with you as long as you take her out to brunch the next morning before you dump her off at home.

"Hey, are you and Jill going out now?"
"Nah, just a little brunch-meat to help me get over Jane."
"Nice! Sweet deal!

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We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops

A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.

Mel: We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops.

Tim: you’re not wrong

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