Bratfud

Bratfud (the t is pronounced with a glottal stop) is the local name for Bradford, used by some of the more slackjawed dole monkeys that inhabit the inner reaches of the district.

Chav: Aaaaariirte maaate, yooo goin to stop at Bratfud?

Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.

Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.

Bratfud by Sue de-Nym May 4, 2017

bratful 

noun. the person guilty of acting like a hateful brat.

verb. being both a brat and hateful at the same time.

noun example. The bratful person would not behave.

verb example. He or she is being bratful.

bratful by Chel's World December 29, 2009