Brad luck 

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

Brad luck by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

bradluck 

Noun. A state in which one has experienced an unlucky circumstance with acknowledgment it could have been worse.

A state of being lucky in unluckiness.

Mark fell through the attic and cut his leg, but luckily, it didn’t hit an artery. That is some bradluck!

bradluck by Brad8675309 October 28, 2022