Boonie kid Share definition Flag Someone who lives in the boonies. They're like gangsta's, only with shotguns instead of pistols and cows instead of hoes. Dude! Look at those boonie kids lighting a fire in a barrel! Boonie kid by LOLMORTEN August 27, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Boonie kid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch