Bonerthroner 

An Asocial fucktard. Someone who acts alone even when surrounded by his friends.

Mike: "Dude, did you see Dan walking with us and wearing his earbuds?"

Alex: "I know, right man? What a bonerthroner."

Bonerthroner by Verbiage January 17, 2014

Bonerbaroner 

A renaissance era male genital protective device, similar to today’s protective cup

I have seemed to of misplaced my bonerbaroner, no jousting tonight!

Bonerbaroner by Hmp99 April 20, 2018