Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

Blumptology 

The study of anything blumpkin

how in the hell do you know what a blumpcano is? "I studied blumptology for 2 semesters."

Blumptology by blumptologist August 16, 2009

Blumpkolache 

The act of removing the sausage from a kolache and replacing it with your poo. You then eat it while receiving a blow job.

I went to the bakers the other day and she threw in a blumpkolache for free.

Blumpkolache by Blumpolopolis October 12, 2009