Biscuit Martin

Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.

Yesterday for breakfast I gave myself a Biscuit Martin.

Biscuit Martin by Richard Kraft August 24, 2006

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