Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

Bail Fail by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

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Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.

What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.

Fail n' Bail by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

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fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

fail and bail by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

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