Anubimosis

An infectious virus that causes college students to grow tired of schooling, causing them to miss class more often. It is believed to have been created by the curse of the Egyptian god Anubis. It causes students to accomplish nothing in the end.

I dropped out of my Calculus class because of my Anubimosis.
Have you seen Kate recently? No, I think she caught Anubimosis!
Watch out! It's allergy season! You might catch the Nubi!