Anal Attentive Share definition Flag Someone who is sooo into ass it's annoying. A take off of 'anal retentive' God, for a sad-ass virgin who's never had a muddy hot-dog, he really is anal attentive. Kick his ass, yo! Anal Attentive by Roughbuff November 14, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Anal Attentive mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch