Alastina 

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. However because of this weirdness she is one of the most entertaining people you will meet.

If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.

I always smile when Alastina is around

Alastina by My_Name_Bob July 16, 2015

alastanamisto 

A way of saying: Suck my dick you cock sucking fuckface.

"alastanamisto or ill blow your brains out"
*slurpp*

alastanamisto by ROUZBEH October 8, 2007

Alatina 

Alatina is the person who is angry all the time. He is a good kisser though and is tall and handsome. He gets mad at you for no reason though.

Girl: Why is alatina so mad all the time

Girl 2: Yeah he has anger issues

Alatina by Thisdumb Idiot November 20, 2021