Integration Hell

When during integration that doesn't go smoothly (they rarely do) an engineer start questioning the life choices that got him into this mess.

co-worker: how is integration going?

engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery

Integration Hell by pizzamaster June 1, 2021

International kill a Pedo day 

October 13th is international kill a pedophile day.

Billy:what day is it
Tom:International kill a pedo day
Billy:God I love American holidays

International kill a Pedo day by Cr647 October 11, 2021

International Maya Hawke Day 

a day to sing and celebrate the wonderful Mommy Maya Hawke , Anthem!

TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL MAYA HAWKE DAY AND HER FINE SELF
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Johnny: “Bro, stand up and sing the International Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny; “No, that’s the NATIONAL Anthem, sing the Maya Hawke Anthem!”

David: “Oh, okay!”

Johnny and David: “Season 3 1985, the gang is getting tall!! Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure at the Russians have a super secret ploy!! Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!”

International Maya Hawke Day by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011

International STFU Day

January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.

International STFU Day by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012

International Sign of Yiff 

Extending your middle and ring fingers while holding your index and pinky down with your thumb.
Used to designate yourself as part of the Furry community or silently indicate something concerning Yiff.

I wasn't sure what his fetish was until he flashed the International Sign of Yiff

International Sign of Yiff by Ash3taka August 6, 2010

International Gay 

International men who appear to be gay in all respects but sleep with tons of women.

I was sure that Spanish dude was gay after he cockslapped me but now he's making out with a hot chick. Must be an IG (abbreviation for International Gay).

International Gay by OceanMan July 9, 2011