my mom gay lol 

It's a horrible way to do suicide. Ur mom gay lol is the worst insult you can ever say. Because you say my mom gay lol it goes against you instead which will give you a lot of pain.

Suicider: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
Virgin: No don't do it im a virgin.
Suicider: My mom gay lol *dies*

my mom gay lol by Goatmomz March 12, 2018

My Mom Is Dead 

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback

Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much

My Mom Is Dead by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007

my mom is in prison 

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

my mom is in prison by hk zel March 9, 2019

My mom Karen

My mom Karen is the fucking opposite of a Karen, in parenting terms, She wants me to succeed but I can't stand her.

I have a My Mom Karen

My mom Karen by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

my mom sucks my dick sometimes 

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

my mom sucks my dick sometimes by DORER January 10, 2021

my mom does not love me 

Ha u lonely.

Hey mom do u love me
No
my mom does not love me

my mom does not love me by Khaleel_Light May 6, 2021

My Mom Jokes 

A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation

My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"

My Mom Jokes by The T July 24, 2008