Alcoholic 

A 94 pound girl who can out drink every guy in the room.

I know an alcoholic who carries around a half gallon of vodka that wieghs more than her every night and drinks the whole thing.

Alcoholic by May Showers October 18, 2008

alcoholic exorcism 

when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling "god" or "jesus save me!"

Andrew: I just found Ian
Jeff: Where was he?
Andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.

alcoholic exorcism by magicalzorse January 24, 2011

alcoholic 

1) a person who has been drinking for years, drinks morning noon and night, feels like they need alcohol, depends on it, and it often gets in the way of their social life

2) a label given by a non or less drinker to someone they think drinks too much but is really just someone who knows how to have a good time; drinks but doesnt depend on it or 'need' it

1) my dad is an alcoholic, hes been drinking for 15 years and hes getting really abusive.

2) you drank all my beer you alcoholic!

alcoholic by gail March 29, 2004

Organised alcoholic

A regular party animal who can still get to work the next day and be functional as well! The worker who drinks a lot of alcohol and can still be normal at work the day after a party.

Girl: Still alive after last night's party? You're quite the organised alcoholic.
You: Work hard, play hard!!

Organised alcoholic by Drew's chew July 30, 2011

Gentleman Alcoholic 

A man who enjoys a good drink, without the intention of getting drunk. He's the type to drink dark liquors and a good mixed drinks. He doesn't go to parties to get drunk and is generally turned off by it. He respects himself and the drink.

Ron is such a gentleman alcoholic, he's only had one glass of brandy all night.

Gentleman Alcoholic by Stantislav Zhuravlev March 18, 2017

Classy Alcoholic 

A person who enjoys dressing for the occasion, but also loves to drink- maybe a bit too much. You'll find them at fancy parties with a glass of something constantly in their hand.
They drink daily or frequently. If you manage to spot one in the wild, you might wonder if their life is great, or absolute trash.

"Man, that Joseph is one classy alcoholic...", Derek observed the man with a mix of jealousy and disgust.

Classy Alcoholic by InsaneWildAnimal July 14, 2018

Milkman Alcoholic 

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.

Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic

Milkman Alcoholic by Gordy W. June 10, 2023