Gilfed 

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

Gilfed by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024

Gulped in the flac 

The act of finding a piece of music (for example a .flac file) so enjoyable, you can’t help but gulp in excrete pieces of pure glee.

“That music is sick! I’m so gulped in the flac right now”

Gulped in the flac by Kimlko October 7, 2025