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Banis pronounced Bay-Nish 

another word for the male sexual organ, the "Penis" The Banis can come in VERY different Sizes, Varying from BIG to VERY small.... :D
Your BANIS is Rather Large ! (Penis) ;D (Banis pronounced Bay-nish)

Buckfast pronounced (Li-vuher Fahil-uhre) 

The national beverage of Northern Ireland that will make you want to rip your eyes out after a 10-glass.
'The Craigavon Challenge'- See how many litres you can drink (via funnel) in an hour then either whitey, pass out, or sing some Loyalist songs. Happy days.
"Giza swallae a yur fuckin buckfast mucker?"

"Buckfast pronounced (Li-vuher Fahil-uhre)"

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage) 

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

KANYED (pronounced con-yayed) 

To be,have or experience a complete fuck up of what is the norm. A term given to a person or circumstance that is completely stupid.
My airline completely Kanyed (pronounced con-yayed) my ticket. My car broke down and now I'm kanyed (pronounced con-yayed) out here in the middle of nowhere...

uge(pronounced YOOGE) 

the usuall- something that happens on occasion, commonly done.
going home, doing homework, you know, the uge uge(pronounced YOOGE)

wihf (pronounced wiff) 

women I have (to) fuck
For married guys/ guys in relationships that have just observed a milf only to realize that they a going home to the same old woman cause it would cost to much to divorce it and find a hottie.
wihf (pronounced wiff)
Man did you see that milf, but unfortunately I have to go home to the wihf (pronounced wiff) .