Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking
green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make
Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like
the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.
The end.
Ps. Popular mythology claims that on
the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.
