one who is extremely attracted to human beings or animals of the obese species. they are struck by lust when in plain sight of flubber. normally can be found creeping at your local fast food restaurant.
Dude, did you hear about Tyrell?" "No, what about him?" "He's a totallllll flubber muncher!" "No way!" "Yeah dude! I totally saw him mackin' on some grenade at McDonalds!
This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very wellbounce back.