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hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
hump-catting by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008
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Multi-catting 

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.
I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.
Multi-catting by Jordieno February 6, 2020

Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.
THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!
Hump-Catting by damawesome March 5, 2009

Video Catting 

The act of video chatting with another person(s) while all members of the chat have their cats with them in the video.
So I was video chatting with this girl the other night and she was holding her cat, so I went and got mine and we video catted. It was adorable.

Video catting with Lily and her cat Felix!
Video Catting by Drewdalesko October 21, 2010

Keyboard Catting 

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.
He is keyboard catting, he must be new.

Nyan Catting 

The art of putting different food coloring colors together to make a rainbow color and by using a funnel pouring it into a girls anus or vagina and having her shoot it out.
Man 1 "Yo dude last night me and Megan were Nyan Catting." Man 2 "Aw man that's awesome!"
Nyan Catting by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

nyan catting 

a really fucking annoying virus that earrapes you and you can never delete it. help me.
person 1: bruh why does your laptop keep splurting out the nyan cat theme
person 2: idk man its a virus that I cant ever delete. its nyan catting.