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Tooth Wrencher 

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.
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Soup Wenches 

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."

Monkey Wrenched 

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
Monkey Wrenched by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

brethren over wenches 

Eg boondocks , song by Gangstalicious ,hommies ova hoes , in shakesperean english 'brethren over wenches'