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Shuffle the deck 

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....
Shuffle the deck by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008

The Dansko Shuffle 

A dance achieved wearing only "Dansko" clogs. The shuffle originated from the sliding movement a person must use while wearing danskos, to safely get across an icy driveway. To do the "Dansko Shuffle," one makes awkward forward movements one leg at a time as if cross country skiing.
The Dansko Shuffle was very prevalent at the party, for a lot of the people were REI junkies wearing clogs.
The Dansko Shuffle by bekah017 March 13, 2009

shuffleing the deck 

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
shuffleing the deck by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

the pdx shuffle 

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.
The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle
the pdx shuffle by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

The Tokyo Shuffle 

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.
Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free
The Tokyo Shuffle by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

the ecstacy shuffle 

one who takes ecstacy and goes to the club and shuffles "and not the cards shuffle"
jimmy took ecstacy and did the ecstacy shuffle