The National Throw Short People Day Song!
It'
s the most wonderful
time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful
time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful
time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all
will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful
time of the year.
There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful
time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all
will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful
time
Yes the most wonderful
time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
