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Nigerian Carwash 

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.
Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.

Nigerian Buy-Back 

A rare experience that only occurs once in a great lifetime. Between a salesman and his prey.

When a guy takes a customers trade in, then 20 minutes later sell it right back to said customer at a mark-up.
Tim: Look at my new car!
Jay: Isn't that your old car?
Tim: No.. this one cost 3,000 more!
Jay: No I'm pretty sure that's the same fucking hyundai...
Tim: wha... Son of a B!tch the old Nigerian Buy-Back!!!
Jay: You're a retard.

Nigerian Font 

The most basic font used in all scam/spam e-mails.
Once you see the rather simple Nigerian Font...you automatically know that it is spam.
Nigerian Font by amnesiavictim September 28, 2013

Nigerian Handshake 

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.
"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."
Nigerian Handshake by Murphy A. January 20, 2017

nigerian assbang 

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

Nigerian Time 

People who use Nigerian Time are people who usually arrive at or start an event late. Not Punctual. Late
The Event begins at 8am prompt. Please no Nigerian Time
Nigerian Time by troublemakerofafrica September 24, 2018