Megatorta

An extra large torta (300 pounds minimum)

I had a close call at walmart today, a 600 pound megatorta fell out of her mobility scooter and was inches away from flattening me into the ground

Megatorta by BourbonDictioner March 30, 2026

Pook-a-manator 

A mocking name for select men, who gives off a persona as invincible or the ultimate bad ass. The reference is both a loving gesture, an ego splitter, and giggle provoking.

Now now, pook-a-manator, we talked about this... You cannot take over the world on a school night.

Pook-a-manator by Treenbean3 June 21, 2011