cough-gasm 

cough-gasm (v.) - a word which describes a cough that is immediately followed by an orgasmic-like moan. it is usually unintentional and very annoying. typically, over dramatic people will cough-gasm.

i could not concentrate on my final exam because the douche-bag behind me had a cough-gasm every 5 minutes.

cough-gasm by pcosalus December 20, 2009

cough medicine curmudgeon 

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

cough medicine curmudgeon by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006

Cough you ! 

This is the equivalent of bless you for someone who is coughing. It is the polite thing to say.

If a person is coughing, you say "Cough you !".

Cough you ! by blueboddah April 23, 2009

cough assist

The cough assist is a device used to help patients who don't have a strong cough due to a nuromuscular disease such as Spinal Muscular Atrophy, or Pulmonary Muscular Atrophy. It delivers positive pressure on the lungs, and puts air into the lungs via a facemask, mouthpiece, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube adpater, and then once the positive pressure is in the lungs it swiches to negative pressure thus simulating a cough.

1. A cough assist is kind of like a suction machine, but a suction suction machine has to have a tube that goes into the lungs to get the stuff out.

cough assist by ventilator96 November 8, 2009

Cough e 

another word for coffee

hey cough e

Cough e by Feras MQ May 3, 2018

cough medicine 

The cheaper and easier alternative to pot for minors and/or cheapskates. Also works with mint-flavored cough drops.

“Hey, why is there cough medicine on the bathroom floor?”
“Seventh graders.”

cough medicine by Kablooski May 10, 2018

cough on the shoe 

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

cough on the shoe by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019