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squish fuck 

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.
That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.
squish fuck by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017
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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
Squish & Pinch by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgetsand then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

Squish-mitten 

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.
After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.
Squish-mitten by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squish mitten 

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..
Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..
squish mitten by D.J.H. September 12, 2005

Fish Squish 

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.
Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.
Fish Squish by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

Louisiana Squish 

A excremental action that produces a compacted fecal mess due to the pressure created between one's buttocks and the toilet seat cover.
Dude, I had nothing against Tim, but I had to shit so bad I accidentally Louisiana Squished his toilet.