Put that peanut butter on the jelly 

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

Put that peanut butter on the jelly by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

"...put figs on that shit."

A phrase commonly used in French breakfast restaurants, such as Le Pain. When ordering a tartine, such as the Prosciutto with Mozzarella and Avocado, one must try it with a side of sweet fruit, preferably figs.

ex. Mandy likes the taste of figs on certain foods. Thus, when she ordered her Prosciutto tartine, she promptly grinned and stated, "I need to put some figs on that shit."

ex. "I need to put figs on that shit." said Trevor to the waitress.

ex. "...put figs on that shit." should be said with meaning and quick repetition in order to have full effect.

"...put figs on that shit." by Sutatrron August 19, 2008

put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

put dressing on that salad by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004

put that in your pipe and suck on it

A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.

My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.

put that in your pipe and suck on it by Megaloman March 11, 2008

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it. 

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it. by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

Put One On That 

Originated In the AK. It means, "you can count on that"

"you gona come over today?"
"Put one on that"

Put One On That by TKDTyler July 1, 2007

Put Paprika On That Bitch

It’s done
It’s final

Sprinkle on the flakes and ship that ceasar salad to table 3

Lebrons up 3-1 in the ECF

Put Paprika on that Bitch , it’s over

Movie date with the Mrs; Put Paprika on that Bitch

Put Paprika On That Bitch by A Nice Rolling Rock January 16, 2026