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olsen twins 

they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.
watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.
olsen twins by deenie June 16, 2004

olsen twins 

When one baby on Full House multiplies into two and then sprouts tits overnight.
Oh yeah! That kind of reminds me of that Olsen-twins phenominon!

olsen twins 

The next who I predict will will release a sex tape
We are the Olsen twins and we want to be even more famous than we are now so we are going to follow in Paris "Whore" Hitons footsteps and make a sex tape
olsen twins by juiice February 10, 2007

olsen twins 

A couple of ugly bad haired trolls who i predict will come out with a sex tape in order to further their fame
We are the olsen twins and we want to be famous eventhough we are ugly little drug addicts
olsen twins by juiice February 12, 2007

olsen twins 

The act of doing them both:
Marry Kate, but Ash-Lay

They are to my 15 year old son what Gilligans Maryann and Ellymae clampet were to me... The women who got us through puberty! Pure eye candy, but just like most candy these days, they leave a very sour taste in your mouth. Especially of you have had to sit through one of their bloody stupic and annoying movies with less scripting than most porn shoots. At least if they did porn, there would be something interesting to see!
In describing two women you are doing at the same time... "I'm engaged to one, but her friend keeps dropping me booty calls - I'm been Olson Twinning them"
olsen twins by Klaatu62 June 19, 2004

olsen twins 

girls who are really flat
" damn that girl is an olsen twin... damn she dont even got a J Lo. "
olsen twins by de June 19, 2004

olsen twins 

They're 18 and legal now! But they are way too thin
They would snap in half when you did them
Lindsay Lohan And Hilary Duff are streets ahead of them
Michael Gunadi used to stalk the olsen twins, but now its all about the DUFF
olsen twins by Jism August 5, 2004