Nickelback

A band whose music is the auditory form of swallowing Satan's semen. Calling this band's music bland and completely mindless would be a compliment. They are consumer artists who lack creativity, but appeal to a shallow vapid audience with lyrics that make them sound "tough" and "racy". Just another neutered capitalist scumbag band. They are the antithesis of alternative music because nothing is alternative about them; they are mainstream garbage and should have choked on their umbilical cords

"Hey, man, give me one reason why most pop music sucks!"

"Nickelback"

Nickelback by David Lynch Blue Velvet January 19, 2008

Nickelback

v. In music, to play a single chord repeatedly in a Staccato fashion.

"Let's Nickelback our way back into the Chorus"

"CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK"

Nickelback by icey_cuber August 15, 2008

Nickelback

The source of ALL evil.

"Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me..."
"Meh.. Nickelback's fault, dont take it personally!"

Nickelback by IHATENICKELBACK January 16, 2010

nickelback

really lame mainstream rock band, all power chords, no creativity, meaningless vocals, etc...

see also: creed

Nickelback? isn't that what your mom gave me when i gave her a quarter for a hand job?

nickelback by nave88 October 26, 2007

Nickelback

A tool used to make one's ears bleed.

"Ugh, that noise is ballz! What IS that?"
"Nickelback! My ears! They're bleeding!"

Nickelback by Lantiqua April 16, 2010

Nickelback

A trance like state generally brought on either by bashing one’s own skull with a mini-sledge hammer or by simply listening to any song by the band Nickelback. Side effects usually include but are not limited to: Vomitting, dizziness, confusion, inability to think on your own, lowered IQ, drooling, and extreme stupidity.

ex: Hey dude, I saw Eric the other day in a wheel chair drooling all over himself mumbling the words “this is how you remind me,” did he get in an accident or something?

Re: Nah man, he just bought the last Nickelback CD.

Nickelback by thebeast101 February 3, 2010

NickelBack

Its when you have sex on a bar/counter/beerpong table ect. and there was random change laying around. When she gets up and theres pennies, dimes, quarters and nickels stuck to the fat of her back, its a nickel back

Did that girl just steal 34 cents from us?

Ya... but she didnt know she was doing it, she got nickelbacked

nickelback change stealing whore

NickelBack by Eddie Mountain August 13, 2010