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licked a bum's ass 

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
licked a bum's ass by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

licked out 

dave: man i rly want to licked out that girl
scott: ew
licked out by karate kidd June 24, 2014

licked balls 

When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.
Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.
licked balls by 1337af May 11, 2014

licked up 

Licked up: feeling funny/wavey
licked up by G-City123 December 11, 2017

licked-off lemonheads 

When you lick the yellow part of a lemonhead off and all that it left is the white part of it. Some people sell this as cocaine.
"Omg, you saw that kid in the corner?"
"Yeah, he's selling licked-off lemonheads."
licked-off lemonheads by holapeople February 26, 2018

Licked the Umbrella 

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there