Angry Bearded Dragon 

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

Angry Bearded Dragon by LtCuzco November 5, 2016

angry bearded dragon 

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

angry bearded dragon by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

Puff the bearded dragon by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

The Bearded Dragon 

A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.

Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her

Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself

The Bearded Dragon by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022