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That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
That Ass Can Fart by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021

shit and dick and ass and fart 

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney
shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

Fart ass nigga

A chubby/fat nigga that smells like a fart or just smells like shit
Kyle can't fit in his chair, blocks like 3 peoples view of the classroom at once, and he smells like anal expulsion, he a fatass nigga, a fuckin fart ass nigga too, get that nigga on a treadmill
Fart ass nigga by mart60 November 9, 2025

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart 

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.
Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)