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The Willson 

A sex move performed by fisting a female while shes on her period, followed by slapping her on the ass with open palmed bloody hand - causing the hand print seen on the volleyball in Cast Away starring Tom Hanks.
"My girlfriend is a big Tom Hanks fan, so while she was on her period, I fisted her, and gave her The Willson across her right ass cheek."
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Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.