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The Trump Talk
The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.
"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."
The Trump Talk by kromana October 19, 2016
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the "friends" talk
I have to give this talk to a guy about every week when I am single. It goes like this: "I really like you, but I have so much going on in my life right now... can we hang? Be friends? Or is it the sort of thing where you don't want anything to do with me if you can't make sweet love to me?" What I mean by it is: You are nice. but you are kind of creepy and I don't think you are physically attractive. Which usually has to do with hygene or lack thereof.
Creepy Guy: "Here, I brought you this lovely stuffed Gnu from Africa."
Me: "Um, Bhalthazar, I think I'm going to have to give you the "friends" talk."
Me: "Um, Bhalthazar, I think I'm going to have to give you the "friends" talk."
the "friends" talk by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005
Talk the ear off a deaf person
To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Talk the ear off a deaf person by cunteth420 December 1, 2021
The Obama Talk
The inevitable talk a child gets from his/her parent(s). The talk consists of now, after Obama being elected president, anything is possible. Is as inevitable as the "Birds and the Bees" talk
Brent: "I just got off the phone with my mom. She kept talking about how I can do anything I set my mind to now."
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"
The Obama Talk by Fittzypick! March 22, 2009
The friend talk
When someone talks to their friends boyfriend/girlfriend about how they will hurt them if they hurt that friend, how to treat them, ect.
The friend talk by KarlaAnee1233 November 19, 2016
The Last Talk Show
The greatest talk show on the internet; analyzes culture by interviewing the greatest everyday people.
Friend: Did you watch The Last Talk Show on YouTube?
Friend 2: Bro, I didn't just watch. I subscribed too. That's the best show ever 🔥
Friend 2: Bro, I didn't just watch. I subscribed too. That's the best show ever 🔥
The Last Talk Show by Trekeyvante November 23, 2021