break the seal 

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet

Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."

break the seal by Maddo! March 29, 2007

Clubbing the seal 

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

Clubbing the seal by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008

break the seal 

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.

" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"

break the seal by Blahahaha February 4, 2006

Clubbing the seal 

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

Clubbing the seal by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Break the seal 

To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.

Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"

Break the seal by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011

break the seal 

a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after

however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens

dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"

drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"

break the seal by rimjobcentrl October 8, 2008

break the seal 

When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.

Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"

Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."

Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

break the seal by The Big IP February 1, 2006