Shiny Piano

Laying flat on your back, knees bent pointed upwards with your feet flat. Your partner gives you a rimjob while humming your favorite song, using your toes as a piano.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me after telling her mom on our vacation she learned how to play the shiny piano. She has been trying to explain it for thirty minutes. I cant stop laughing.

Shiny Piano by Mainstreet640 October 17, 2019

simply piano 

The fucking worst sin of man that my tired eyes have ever had the suffering of bearing witness too, with there constant belittling of other piano teaching platforms, attempts at ANY sort of humour but leads to actual cringe infested wastelands, that stupid fucking attempt of being edgy but lack any balls to say anything truly gruesome and if I see that stupid fucking four eyed bastard I’m going to shove a piano key so far up his ass that he can play Beethoven with his own beating heart.

“Simply Piano is the best teaching app for complete piano Beginners!”

“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”

simply piano by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

shaving my piano 

what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic

oh nothing I was just shaving my piano

shaving my piano by windows 2000 August 21, 2021

shred the piano 

When the piano is played with a passion and emotion that cannot be described by saying that they were purely playing the piano.

Hey man, you gotta see Jack White shred the piano in this youtube vid! He is a god!

shred the piano by jwhiteshreds June 4, 2010

Sexual Piano 

During sex you suddenly thrust your hands into the vaginal and anal holes of a female at which time she starts to sing. You continue to move your fingers in rhythmic motion, thus creating your own symphony of sexual tones and grunts

The Sexual Piano always brings out the best singing voices in women

Sexual Piano by Polarextreme August 22, 2011

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Pino Shield 

A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.

Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.

Pino Shield by PinoPete May 19, 2018