one two buckle my shoe 

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

one two buckle my shoe by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017

One-Two Punch 

A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.

Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!

One-Two Punch by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

one two one two combination

when you finger a girl with the indew and middle finger.

dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose

one two one two combination by matches April 25, 2003

One Two punch 

The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.

No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.

Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.

One Two punch by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009

one-two punch 

When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.

I gave my girl the one-two punch last night

one-two punch by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010

One Two Scadoo 

Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy

Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!

One Two Scadoo by Onceskie! October 21, 2019

one-two punch 

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

one-two punch by Anis Payne May 22, 2018