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Sour Melted Brownie 

Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.
1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

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melee weapon 

A melee weapon is a hand to hand combat weapon such as a sword,axe,hammer,hate stick or any other thing used at close range, they are used for clubbing, slashing, cutting, hacking, pounding,smashing, crushing, mashing, pulverising ect.
the sword up here is a melee weapon
melee weapon by Jimma from aussie January 14, 2008
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A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.
"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"
Melted by Wank doctor August 29, 2017

melted toffee sundae 

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.
Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

Super Smash Brothers Melee

One of the most enjoyable games ever made.
The only time you'll ever be able to kick Bowsers ass with Kirby
The most sexiest girl in the world. Boy are attracted to her and she does the best sex but don't fuck with her. She is a bad ass and will do anything for you. She is one in a million. She is a keeper. Has a nice ass
Meleena is coming to the club tonight.
meleena by Meleena June 23, 2014

Super Smash Bros. Melee 

The most competitive fighting game ever. No, fuck that, the most competitive FIGHTING ever.
Super Smash Bros. Melee is so...did you SEE THAT?! He just neutral air down throw waveshine down tilt back air neutral air up throw up aired KILLED that bitch! Wow!