Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

This school is so whack. So the education is alright and the teachers are ok, but the kids? Hookers. Pot heads. Horny Little Bastards. You want to go in for lunch? Sike. The teachers are lazy and don't even want to waste their time with you. To be honest, they're probably smoking a J out back or wishing they were. I'm trying to go to class and you know what I come back to? A room with a teacher who can't smell for shit, and a kid who smells like shit. Yeah, he got high on the crescent trail just like all the other nooblets and fools of this town. If you don't smoke, you're weird and if you do smoke, you're probably a kid of BCC, no doubt.
Hookers, Smokers, and some average kids who are just...weird.

A day at bethesda chevy-chase high school..
kid one-"Man, whats that smell?"
kid two-"I dunno dawg but it smells nice"
kid three-"hahaha, im so nice right now"

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School by The gang banger May 7, 2009

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California

9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids

And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.

Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School by Bawl Plart May 14, 2023

Chevy Chaser 

Name of a locally famous dog straight out of Northern California history. He lived in the 80's and early 90's and was a Timberwolf, Malamute, Siberian Husky and German Shepard mix. His ashes now reside on top of Mount Saint Helena.

When Jim brought Chevy Chaser home from the Humane Society in Sebastopol; this amazing pup had followed the Chevy Z28 a couple hundred yards down a country road and into the driveway as Donna said, "He's a Chevy Chaser!"

Chevy Chaser by jim christ April 29, 2009

chevvy chase 

Brit Slang: an alternate word in the English language for Face

"Get that smug look off your Chevvy Chase"

chevvy chase by pea fan September 14, 2003

Chevy-chaser 

When a person does the absolute least they can get away with to get a job done, without concern for the quality of their work.

Example: "Jill is a real Chevy-chaser when it comes to work. She spends the rest of the time on the internet."

Chevy-chaser by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021

Chewy Chaser 

Men who have a love for hairy woman like chewbacka from starwars!!
They feel attracted to the warmth of a hairy chewy cuddle.

Hey Bro, are we out Chewy chasing tonight, and take her home for some lovin!!! Man, i love being a Chewy chaser

Chewy Chaser by Acer1 January 25, 2009