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Andrews AFB 

When someone mentions Andrews AFB they think of one thing Air Force One but little do they know what goes on behind the scenes. Andrews AFB is located about 5min southeast of Washington D.C. First the location: Why would the United States put one of its most important resources in the middle of the ghetto. When you drive through the main gate and look to your right you'll see Family Dollar, Pawn shop, and you guessed it Popeyes bona-fied fried chicken shack. McDonalds which is also across the street, is known for its frequent shootings, stabbings, street pharmaceuticals, and the occasional car jacking.
If you happen to go to the commissary late one night to pick up a few things, you might bump into one of Maryland's reacently released felons. Yes, You heard right, one of Maryland's finest ex-cons is ensuring that your groceries are properly stocked. If you happen to be in the mood for a fun night out on the town, stop by Classics. Where you will find a plethora of different makes and models of police vehicles in their futile attempt to keep the peace. Upon entry of Classics you will notice a warm and welcoming sign staiting "Whites served but Blacks prefered". The next time some mentions how nice Andrews AFB is, don't forget what kind of festivities lie just on the other side of the fence.
"Yo cuz you aint never been to the damn ghetto", "what you talkin' bout homie? I was stationed at Andrews AFB for 7 years!"
Andrews AFB by Andrews AFB April 14, 2008
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V.C. Andrews 

A gothic horror novelist who died in 1986. Ever since her death a crappy ghostwriter has been writing books under name, using the same old formula. The original V.C. Andrews is far better than the ghostwriter. Andrews was a wonderful writer who often wrote about dark subjects such as incest, child abuse, and family secrets. They were always different and interesting, and somewhat romance driven. Perhaps her most famous work was Flowers in the Attic. Read her books!
In Stephen King's book, Bag of Bones, novelist Mike Noonan often refers to himself as "V.C. Andrews with a prick."
V.C. Andrews by BellaHemoglobin October 20, 2008

Blake Andrews 

Also known as a Simp , bailes on his friends and disrespects the bro code, section 720 p9, 'bro's before hoes' honor.
Gosh man why do you have to do a Blake Andrews like that?

toss andrews 

Phrasal Verb. The spam or undesired data (music, pictures, etc.) sent from one Zune device to another anonymously.
"I hate when people start tossing andrews at my device"
"Do every jackass has to toss andrews at my device with their favourite bands?! Geez!"
toss andrews by Z Master October 24, 2006

Archie Andrews 

The main character for Archie Comics and is a series regular in the CW's Riverdale hit TV show. Andrews is known as a fuckboi and has kissed 4 different girls in a single season. Played by KJ Apa, one of the participants of the Daddy Wars.
I think Archie Andrews is smashing our math teacher next door.
Archie Andrews by riverdalehottie October 22, 2017
A fear inspiring name, also associated with gut splitting laughter, accents, sadistic mockery, and general prank-foolery.
"...you don't know who that is? ... it's... it's an Andrews! Run!"
Andrews by krimsonness February 3, 2010

toss andrews 

Phrasal Verb. The spam or undesired data (music, pictures, etc.) sent from one Zune device to another anonymously.
"I hate when people start tossing andrews at my device"
"Do every jackass has to toss andrews at my device with their favourite bands?! Geez!"
toss andrews by Z Master October 24, 2006