Drew 

A charming and sweet asshole, has the tendencies to have a smart mouth and be extremely sarcastic, but cares for some people. She's nice when he wants to be (and that doesn't usually happen), and can make a boy fall for her in just the snap of a finger. She loves sports, stealing and being pretty useless. Her favorite color is cactus green. She has a playful attitude and is happy most of the time, being compared from time to time to a goat.

MJ: "Drew is such an amazing girl."
Diej: "Sadly, I know."

Drew by Sovietiko November 22, 2021

Drew 

He’s the kinda guy you’d want sneezing in your mouth. Drew isn’t just a name as it’s more of an invitation. It’s well known that a Drew could knock on your front door for any reason at any time. Maybe his car broke down, maybe he’s selling insurance, maybe he’s alone on thanksgiving, whatever it may be, you’ll let him into your home with open arms and show him a seat at your table and he’ll tell your mother in exquisite style how beautiful her breasts are next to that glazed turkey and she’ll blow a load from hell and ruin thanksgiving dinner and you’ll all laugh and smile and say oh Drew, that boy is amazing. Next thing you know your daughter brings home a Drew tomorrow and she’s covered in peanut butter from head to toe because Drew thought it’d be a good idea to make a pbj. Next he follows inside, covered in Welch’s grape jelly smelling sweeter than honeysuckle on an easy Sunday morning on a walk out with the pups. This is only dads 2nd impression of a Drew and boy is he impressed. 3 pieces of bread later, you have your self a fam sandwich with a little Drew dressing to give it some flare. Drew is an enigma, he is a god, when will you see it through that all the pieces are exactly where they need to be in this world?

“Omg your covered in whip cream Diane!” “Oh no that’s just my nut juice, I ran into Drew at at Giant Eagle.”

Drew by AHHHHHHRUNFUCKINGRUN November 23, 2021

Drew 

A guy from south Trinidad that has who thinks that letting a girl ride his face is the jackpot.

Hey look at the Drew, he lets her ride his face like a horse

Drew by Haffers November 24, 2021

drew 

super annoying and doesn’t know when to shut up, acts way too cool when is a loser.

wow, he really sucks. his name must be drew

drew by carrot teap November 25, 2021

drew 

super annoying and doesn’t know when to shut up, acts way too cool when is a loser.

wow, he really sucks. his name must be drew

drew by carrot teap November 25, 2021

Drew 

one of the hottest people on the entire frickin planet

Drew effing Starkey is one fine ass mf.

Drew by obxloveboat November 29, 2021

Drew 

A guy that is quite awesome to be around cares for everyone and is not very selfish at all. Normally makes girls fall for him in the snap of a finger and loves to give back to other people and is sometimes a little bit too much of a showoff and is excellent at technology and usually is the nerd out of everyone in the room that also hates school and doesn't give too fucks about what teachers say to him. Drew's are hard to come by, That's why were so special also very nervous.

Wow I've never met someone like Drew?
Drew I love you so much!

Drew by Undefined Individual December 2, 2021