Tube steak salute 

A sudden erection of the penis.

Dude when she walked in it was tube steak salute mayhem!

Tube steak salute by stripe2k August 18, 2006

tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.

When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.

tube steak and white gravy by Happy Wolf August 22, 2008

Tube Steak Hero 

A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!

It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!

Tube Steak Hero by sude beak July 15, 2011

tube steak burrito 

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

tube steak burrito by Jordie Pants December 21, 2008

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

Powdered tube steak by Danjazone November 29, 2019

Juggling The Tube Steak 

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time

The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

Juggling The Tube Steak by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018

chocolate tube steak 

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

chocolate tube steak by Antzor May 29, 2008