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The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi 

Who was Pi with? Mostly with e, and sometimes with i.

What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.

When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.

Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.

Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.

How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
On Pi Day, Mr. Pier, a high-school math teacher, was called up to the principal’s office to explain “The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi” he SMSed to his fellow colleagues and students—the boss wanted to make sure that the math joke doesn’t carry any double meaning.
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the 5 0 by God#28 April 8, 2004

The 5 Rule 

The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
The 5 Rule by RRJKBG January 17, 2011

the 5% rule 

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
the 5% rule by wwetnaojw1 June 26, 2014

The 5-5-5 Scale 

Commonly used scale to rate women based on their three most important components, tits, face, and ass. A scale of 1-5 is used to judge each part of woman. A 15 would be a really hot girl with great tits and firm ass. A 0 would be, you know.
- Damn, that girl is bangin'.

- Man, she's a 15 on The 5-5-5 Scale.
The 5-5-5 Scale by j5l5 September 23, 2012

The 5-1-6 

516 is the area code for Nassau County, New York on Long Island. The 516 includes excellent places to blaze up the chronic, including HEMPsted, Jones Beach, and Teddy Roosevelt's grave.
It's much better to blaze up in the 516 than in the 631 with all those Suffolk County pussy poseurs.
The 5-1-6 by Oyster Bay Playa December 5, 2004
"Police"

A term deriving from when Police cruisers had a 5.0 liter engine.
"Run nigga here comes the 5-0!"
the 5-0 by Brandon Fandel October 24, 2007