It's better than owning a baby panda.
It's better than meeting Big Bird.
Things that are fucking spectacular aren't things that make days.
They're things that make lives.
Like Old Spice commercials.
That shit's fucking spectacular.
You're fooling around with a smoking hot woman and having a great time. She asks if you want to get kinky and you're feeling it so you say ok. She asks to do you in the ass with a strap-on and you hesitantly say let's do it. So you're having a great time enjoying yourselves and all of a sudden your ass is filled with cum. You then realize that the woman is a tranny!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Hooking up with a girl that you know nothing about and all of a sudden you have a load blown inside you! Thought it was a strap-on! That was a Vegas Spectacular