Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole 

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011

hit the shit on that asscopter 

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

hit the shit on that asscopter by pinkgummi May 12, 2018