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penetration h 

noun: The act of having anal sex with an active case of hemorrhoids.
Dude, I think I need a blood transfusion after a night of penetration h.
penetration h by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

Penetration Island 

(Chelsea Handler)David Copperfield's Island. It's not a place you want to be!
After every show, David Copperfield takes a couple of chicks to Penetration Island, but they don't like the magic wand anymore.

Penetration panties 

Crotchless panties allowing free access to the holiest of holies.
I bought Doris some penetration panties for Valentines Day. The old spunk nuggets nearly exploded when I saw her try them on.

Penetration Station

The tracks that lead you to pound town.
When you are putting in work to bone a chick you are at the penetration station. But don't be fooled, just because you're at the penetration station doesn't mean you will take the ride to pound town.
"What are you up to tonight"
"Oh you know, at the penetration station. Got two one way tickets to pound town."
Penetration Station by V Rizzle August 21, 2013

Penetration Burger

Butt love. Some meat and some buns = penetration burger.

Penetration Queen 

A girl for whom clitoral stimulation does very little. Penetration is the sole means of getting this kind of chick off. People will often refer to this type of woman's clitoris as "broken."
Man, I was messing around with Melissa last night and when I went down on her, she totally pulled me away and shut it down. I couldn't figure out what was going on. Who doesn't want a man to give them oral?! I ended up fucking her proper-like and she got off plenty. We talked about it after and it turns out that she's a penetration queen. Stimulating her clit does absolutely nothing for her.
Penetration Queen by J-Effit October 25, 2013