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Weird Monkey Shit 

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened
The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

interstate monkey shit 

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.
Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
interstate monkey shit by AU69 June 18, 2023

flying bag of monkey shit 

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

pinch of monkey shit 

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

Gorilla Monkey Shit 

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!
“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”
Gorilla Monkey Shit by Hoeh? April 10, 2024

Appalachian shit monkey 

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!