jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

jump on the fridge by Dave, G21 January 11, 2009

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jump on one's bones

To have sex with someone.

A: Kate is really nice to me lately.

B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)

jump on one's bones by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014

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Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words

Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice by TurboDyke May 27, 2003

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jump on the couch

Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you

Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes

jump on the couch by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005

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