Happier than a two peckered puppy 

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

Happier than a two peckered puppy by jrwright August 22, 2011

happiest 

An extreme feeling of being happy.

i feel happiest when I'm with you.

happiest by Dr. Destroyer October 4, 2008

Happier 

Being more happy then happy.

you make me more happier then anything in this world

Happier by Lancer4848 December 16, 2008

happier than a queer in a pickle factory 

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

happier than a queer in a pickle factory by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

happier than a pig in shit

Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.

She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.

happier than a pig in shit by Janiethenazi May 16, 2004

Happie 

A happy hippie.

That guy looks so happie, he must smoke weed everyday.

Happie by gdlpoc March 1, 2015

happies 

Small gifts/presents that are meant to brighten someone's day. Often used when the gift is too small to really be deemed a "present", so it's just a little happy. Sometimes happies are given for no reason at all. Happies are different than gifts because there is usually no expectation that the recipient will reciprocate.

Commonly used in the southeast.

I baked brownies last night and brought them in as a happy for everyone at the office.

My best friend was feeling really down so I got her some little happies from the bakery.

My mom sent me some exam week happies - candy, hot chocolate and new lip gloss.

happies by girlindallas December 23, 2009